Should Obama not work out, I think the nation needlook no further than VH 1 for its next Chief Executive. "Celebrity Rehab" is my favorite educational program (I think it should run after Sesame Street on PBS), and we can all agree that nobody exudes healing with firmness like Dr. Drew Pinsky.
After watching him patiently duel with Gary Busey, fend off Jeff Conaway, and talk that weird tattooed guy off the roof in the middle of the night, can anybody doubt that Putin, Hugo Chavez, and the Middle East would be child's play for Dr. Drew? After reuniting Tawny Kitaen with her emotionally estranged children, can there be any question that the bond markets will be putty in the messianic palms of The Man From Pasadena?
Just think about it America...
