July 21, 2009
by Jim Cullison

Now hear this...all you wingnut whackjobs who are hyperventilating over Obama's alleged bona fides as a U.S. citizen...

1. You are factually incorrect. Barack Obama is a U.S. citizen. Period.

2. You are insane.

3. You give conservatism and the G.O.P. a bad name.

4. You are a factor in the much deserved powerlessness of conservatives and the GOP.

While we're at it...let's clear up a few other matters...

1. We did, in fact, land men on the moon. Not a Quinn Martin production folks...

2. There are no aliens, and any communications you currently receiving from the Mothership
can be medicated out of existence.

3. When Sarah Palin gives speeches to events closed to the media, that's not a political
movement...that's a cult...the m.o. is pure Jim Jones, my friends...

You all need to put down the Kool Aid and back away slowly from the punchbowl...

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