The Great Letterman-Palin Pseudo-Controversy of 2009 breaks down like this...
1. David Letterman made some unfunny and unkind jokes about Sarah Palin and her daughter.
2. Sarah Palin objected to the jokes most strenuously.
3. David Letterman apologized at great length in public for his remarks.
4. Sarah Palin refused to accept Letterman's apology, preferring to harp on the slight.
5. Overall, Sarah Palin remains as dumb as a post.
6. Republicans who remain fixated on this dope as their Great Hope deserve powerlessness.
